St. Patrick's Day is For--.. .. ..

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Saint Patrick's Day (Irish: Lá ’le Pádraig or Lá Fhéile Pádraig), colloquially St. Paddy's Day or simply Paddy's Day, is an annual feast day which celebrates Saint Patrick (circa AD 385–461), one of the patron saints of Ireland, and is generally celebrated on March 17. Bla bla bla, Saint Patrick's Day is just another bastardized Hallmark holiday, and excuse to unite with friends to party, and especially get pissed up.