Love is: a $90 Casio Keyboard

I tapped this sweet piece of musical ass, at Colosimos the other day.... And now it's mine...

Jazzalicious

News:
I will be singing some jazz on November 27th, at Mink Mountain Lodge.

Together, with guitarist Kyle Shushack, we will be playing some Nina Simone, Aretha Franklin, Leonard Cohen, etc. covers while guests eat a delicious 5 course meal provided by Full Moon Dining and chef/owner/creator Linzee Martin. Tickets are $60 per person, and available at the Calico Coffeehouse on Bay Street.

Also, I will be recording my music over the next couple of months... stay tuned.

Jugendstil

From Wikipedia:

Art Nouveau (French pronunciation: [aʁ nuvo], anglicised to /ˈɑrt nuːˈvou/) is an international movement^[2] and style of art, architecture and applied art—especially the decorative arts—that peaked in popularity at the turn of the 20th century (1890–1905).^[3] The name 'Art nouveau' is French for 'new art'. It is also known as Jugendstil, German for 'youth style', named after the magazine Jugend, which promoted it, and in Italy, Stile Liberty from the department store in London, Liberty & Co., which popularized the style. A reaction to academic art of the 19th century, it is characterized by organic, especially floral and other plant-inspired motifs, as well as highly-stylized, flowing curvilinear forms.^[4] Art Nouveau is an approach to design according to which artists should work on everything from architecture to furniture, making art part of everyday life.^[5]

Would you Please Take the Time to Never Read This.

I am going to start a series on this blog.
I have all sorts of strange and wonderful friends who toss me suggestions of things to read, yet because of my A.D.D., I never can sit down to focus on the stuff.
Here, I will detail all of the books/blogs/readings/movies etc. that my friends tell me to read, yet never get around to it. My hope, is that you can provide me with an abbreviated or annotated version.

1. Key Terms in Language and Culture: By Alessandro Duranti
2. The Mannahatta Project: G.I.S. of New York prior to it becoming a city

Sexy, Sultry and Dark-- Fashion Blogging

(I) have an addiction to European fashion blogs. It's no small shame that I live in a place where I can not, for the most part indulge in the fashion I would love to wear, not to mention I am not a size 2... In any case, here is your fashion delight of the week ladies:

http://thekillingmoonconfused.blogspot.com/

Mind Control, Mind Reading

This woman is pimping out a product that is going to attempt to read your mind...

Want it. So Bad.

Find out more about the Godin 5th Avenue.

Learn to Play the Classical Guitar

Really, try it.
I suggest (in my very humble opinion) starting with a little Ferdinando Carulli. Pick up your guitar, and apply tabs to the strings. Simple.as.that.
a la':

as well,
listen: a ha:

St. Patrick's Day is For--.. .. ..

I love Yahoo Answers, people ask the dumbest--subsequently, the awesomest shit. Sometimes I peruse Yahoo Answers just to see the dialogue unfurl.

Saint Patrick's Day (Irish: Lá ’le Pádraig or Lá Fhéile Pádraig), colloquially St. Paddy's Day or simply Paddy's Day, is an annual feast day which celebrates Saint Patrick (circa AD 385–461), one of the patron saints of Ireland, and is generally celebrated on March 17. Bla bla bla, Saint Patrick's Day is just another bastardized Hallmark holiday, and excuse to unite with friends to party, and especially get pissed up.

Fail Blog

Senior Citizens Choir

I highly advise you check out these old folks rippin' out some gangsta' rap... This A.D.H.D blog is not responsible for any subsequent seizures.

Someecards.com

Someecards.com is pretty funny...

Twitter Twits

Ohh... Twitter. I joined it after a friend ranted on and on about how it's changed his life, and how it's the "new wave" to ride for the internet world. It's just another device for those of us with A.D.H.D.,
I'm currently listening to CBC Radio's Anna Maria Tremonti talk on the radio about this new internet 'sensation'. Whatever Twitter... I'll get back to you when I have a little more attention.

Update: October 26th, 2009.
Fuck Twitter. I deleted my account.

Ode to the Mustard Suit

To those of you with enough balls to whip out the mustard suit-- I raise my glass to you.

The Sartorialist

I was first introduced to The Sartorialist in September of 2007, and have since made nearly daily visits to this fashion photography site. I would say that the creator of the site, Scott Schumann has a keen eye for the bold, eccentric and confident. There is no grand statement he is trying to make with the images he takes, for each picture captures something entirely different, and unique. He makes constant (daily) updates to the blog, making it highly addictive for those of us who enjoy making an art out of what we wear.

Inspiration

On occasion, there are moments in time so surreal that one must hold their hands over their chest, just to prevent their heart from jumping out on the floor in front of them. Every once in a while there are people, or events, that leave an impression on the mind so intense that the observer is left with only one option. That is, to ventilate: in the form of art--regardless of medium.
Blaise Pascal once said: "The heart has reasons that reason cannot know", and beyond any rational explanation made by the progress of science, rests art. Always allow yourself the time, and space to be inspired.

... There's no reason to explain what's going on here. We all know...

Tom Cruisin' for Love

Photo by Olly Moss...

This rant is about to easily remind anyone who didn't skip first year philosophy of the dude who was stuck seeing only reflections of stuff in a cave...

Tom Cruise is a dick who loves Scientology, and L. Ron Hubbard can't write worth shit.

I was stuck at a highway-side camping lodge on a geology contract last summer, about 40 kilometers East of Manitouwadge, Ontario. There was a general store on site that sold everything from alcohol, to three year old marshmallows, to books. While perusing the book area, I happened to come across this gem: L Ron Hubbard's original release of Scientology, A New Slant on Life. Excited, and slightly embarrased, I brought it up to the guy at the till who clearly worked there for longer than a while. I asked him quickly, how much it would be for me to buy the book. The guy said "Make me an offer, dear", I threw him a twoonie, and off I went. (If any of you want to purchase this from me, I'm more than willing to part with it).

No word of a lie, it may have been my overwhelming ADHD, or the fact that L Ron Hubbard can't write worth shit, but I couldn't even read that book for more than 10 minutes. In any case, Tom Cruise is a two-fold dick for liking a dick who can't write. I guess I'm also a two-fold dick for ripping off the guy who had fun with Adobe Photoshop to make the photo above. Hey Tom, looks like you're going to need a better headlamp for all that time you spend in caves... Maybe I'll accompany you on your bargain hunting...

Ativan